Thursday, August 27, 2009

Lake Caliraya January 2009

Hehehe, last january 2009 with my friends from Manila


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FW: TAWA MUNA

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JELL M. SORROMERO     

BUSINESS UNIT 5

SIIX LOGISTICS PHILS., INC.

125 Technology Avenue, Phase 4

Special Processing Economic Zone

Laguna Technopark, Inc., Biñan, Laguna

Tel No.       : (049) 5413146-49 loc. 22

Fax  No.     : (049) 5413155                    Cel No.: 09179147820

Direct Line : (049) 5413151                    E-mail : : jell@siix.com.ph

 


From: Melody Masim [mailto:Melody.Masim@du.ae]
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:49 PM
To: alem; Glenn Comia; master_gooyit@hotmail.com; Montecillo, Cherrymay HPH PTS; CherryLyn.Supsup@Emerson.com; Jell Sorromero
Subject: FW: TAWA MUNA

 

 

 

 

 

Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!

 

Juan: ano bang shampoo ito? ayaw bumula
Maid: paano po bubula yan hindi naman basa buhok nyo.
Juan: haler for dry hair toh, nag-iisip ka ba Inday? dry hair!!

 

TEACHER: watz ur name kid??
PUPIL: Earlyseven Strikeland po!
TEACHER: fil-am kaba??
PUPIL: Hindi po! Yun po ang name ko sa ingles..Sa tagalog po! "AGAPITO HAMPASLUPA"

 

Good news! Walang badnews!
Tahanang walang hagdan,inakyat!
Isang bakla ginahasa,tuwang tuwa!
Unanong madre napagkamalang penguin!
Bulag nakapatay,nagdilim daw ang paningin!
Tindera ng suka,tinoyo!
Teacher nagkamali,tinuruan ng leksyon!
Basurero nagsampa ng kaso,binasura!
Tubero,nagkatulo!
Misis ng photographer,nakunan!
Isang buntis nasaksak,bata nakaiwas

 

 

Nanay: anak, hindi ka ba nahihiya??! linis ako nang linis dito tapos
ikaw, naglalaro lang jan?!!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang naglilinis jan at
ikaw ang naglalaro dito?? toink...

 

Pedro at Juan manonood ng sine. Natigilan si Pedro.
Pedro: Uwi na lang tayo. Puno na.
Juan: Pano mo nalaman?
Pedro: Di mo ba nabasa yun sa pinto? PULL

 

english class...bawal ang magtaglog
pedro: mam may i go out
teacher: why
pedro: bicoz father, mother, me!
teacher: what?
pedro: tata, ina, ako!

 

JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
JUAN: Paano?
TATAY: KANG GUD!

 

BERTO: Ano ang mas mahalaga, pera o asawa?
ROMY: Syempre, pera! Kasi, ang pera, habang tumatagal, lumalaki ang interes. Ang asawa, habang tumatagal, nawawalan ka ng interes, tapos, inuubos pa ang pera mo

 

Erap: "Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!"
Doc: "Is it choking?"
Erap: "No, it is Max's."
Doc: "I don't mean 'Chow King', I mean, are you choking..."
Erap: "No, Doc! Serioso ako, Doc!"

 

 

Comfuter

Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto
Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?
Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama
Maya-maya...
Inday: andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner...!!!

 

Girl: Hon anong zodiac sign mo??
Boy: (nagisip siya dahil bobo hindi nya alam) sayo muna hon.
Girl: zodiac sign ko Cancer
Boy: sa kin Goiter!!!

 

Pasyente: Magkano ang facelift???
Doktora: Complete treatment ay P145,000
Pasyente: mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata??
Doktora: eto tsupon, P20 lang!!!

 

 

intsik and taxi driver...

Intsik: "Magkano punta sa Makati?"
Taxi Driver: " Ikaw lang bang mag-isa?"
Intsik; "Bakit, di ikaw sama?"

 

 

PEDRO: Miss,pabili nga ng bolpen.
MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.
(Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan)
PEDRO: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen!

 

Filipino names translated in English

 

Remigio Batungbacal
Remington Steel

 

Bienvenido Jurado
Ben Hur

 

Federico Hagibis
Federal Express

 

Eleoterio Ignacio
Electronic Ignition

Casimiro Bukaykay
Cashmir Bouquet

Rogelio Dagdag
Roger Moore

Topacio Mamaril
Top Gun

Restituto Pruto
Tutti Frutti

Samuel Tampipi
Sam Sonite

Veneracion De Asis
Venereal Disease

Francisco Portero
Frank Furter

Diosdado Durante
Deo Dorant

  

 

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Baguio City August 7-9, 2009 (final)

 

Hi,

 

Hehehe, to be continue to nung una kung post regarding sa Baguio naming last August 7-9, 2009.  Tinatamad kasi ako mag edit ng post ko kaya eto sundan ko na lang ng bago.

 

Asan na nga ba ako dun? Ah, nasa bagong dating yata ako nun…….

 

We arrived at Baguio City at around 6 in the morning on August 9.  We leave Makati at around 1am. Because the weather is too bad because of typhoon, it’s always raining form Bulacan to La Union. All roads are wet, so we must be careful in driving. Our first stop over is within NLEX at Petron Station. We eat noodles and take some coffee while resting, and of course with picture taking. When we arrive at the start point of Kenon Road, my friend told us a story that never look at our back while passing through a bridge at Kenon Road. You know why? Because there’s a belief, that some ghost are showing at the end of the bridge. It’s a scary story for us, because it’s first time to hear that beliefs. Hahaha, but when we arrived at Toll Plaza of Kenon Road, it’s closed due to land slide already occurred in that place. So we took another way, which is Marcos Hi-way.  Then my friend told us another story, which is true based on their experience. While there were heading to Baguio a few years ago. They felt that they were taking the wrong route, though how many times they went to Baguio. They took hours before they saw a vehicle passing them. It’s like “tikbalang” daw ang sumusunod sa kanila. Everybody knows that “tikbalang” is a mysterious creatures with half human and half horse.

 

After the story, I felt to sleep in the car. Then after a few minutes of resting, I woke-up, because they were all panic. The fog is too thick and the wind with rain is blowing at our way. So we can’t see the way ahead of us. We took the road slowly and actively seeing the way including the environment. There’s no any vehicle passing our way that time. It looks scary and was in danger. Were five inside the car, then I was seating at the middle at the back with my friends at my left and right. I and the driver is focus at our front way, while my both friends are looking at their own sides. Another friend at the front seat is also guiding us. Were like a navigation team, hehehe.  Then here comes the best moment, when we are already ahead of an accident hitting another vehicle. We almost bump to each other. It happened not just once, but thrice. It’s a good experience and lesson to all of us. We know were safe when we saw a group of vehicles following the same way. Hahaha, but they were too slow so we pass then. Thank’s to God, we didn’t encounter any accident at that moment. The sun begun to shine so the fog is getting thin and there’s no rain. We already saw the main road,trees,mountains and some houses. I know to my self that were safe when we passed at the tunnel.

 

After that great experience, we went to my friend house at Asin Road, actually I can’t remember the name of the place but is near at the Groto. When arrived at their house we accommodate by her grandmother. (thank’s lola and all your housemates). Then we had picture taking outdise the house and at road. Then we ate breakfast, after that, we took sleep for an hour. At around 10am, we wake up and take a bath, because we will go to city proper and visit some place. The bad news is “ brown-out” so no heater, the water is too cold, hehehe.

 

At our way to SM from our house, we took taxi. Inside the taxi, we took lots of pictures and video again. Because of bad weather, we can’t go to best places in Baguio, sp we decided to stay at the mall. After an hour, we buy foods and needs at the supermarket. “kakainis talaga kasi dapat amabagan kami, eh 100php each lang ambag nila, so no choice ako, dahil wala din me cash that time, I used my credit card to our bill which is almost 1300php. Ayun tampu tampuhan ako. Ang laki kaya nun, hehehe, pero ok lng din nman.” Before we went to house, we saw small jars outside SM. We bought some of it for “pasalubong”.

 

We cook “pancit” and “adobo for our dinner. Ako nag luto at ung isang friend ko. We drink “the bar” before going to sleep. At that time, still no power. At around passed 9pm, we already sleep.

 

Next day, we went to Mines View, still the weather is not good, kaya kakatamad gumala. We went again at SM to eat lunch. We bought lots of “pasalubong” and some souvenirs including our jackets. Maganda ung jacket kaya lahay kami meron. The whole day, we spent our time outside.

 

Sad to say,,,,, I cant post pictures because I don’t have it here at my PC in the office, maybe next time.

 

Sunday, we went back to “Mines View” to bought again some pasalubong, etc. We took again Marcos Hi-way that time, because Kenon Road is still close.

 

We ate lunch at around 2pm at Chowking in Rosario La Union. We stoped at NLEX again. We arrived at Manila at around 7pm. In my apartment at Sta Rosa City at around 8:30pm.

 

Too many happenings and experienced to told. But too long also, kaya summarized ko na lang ha. hehehe

 

We enjoyed our vacation at Baguio City for 3 days. Lots of pictures,videos, new experienced and lesson. New story to tell to other. I will cherish our experienced there, and this is the farthest place we take together as a group. Though some of us already been went as far as USA and other countries.  We all friends since we are childhood. Hehehe, wala lang share ko lang.

 

Hope you enjoyed reading my Blog.

 

Thanks,

 

Cast:

 

Jell Sorromero

Edison Lagunda

Bryan Abarca

Christian Legisma

Cynor Adam Cacalda

 

Just search their account in Friendster or Facebook for more details and pictures.

 

Hehehe………….

 

 

At my office…..wala magawa kaya nag post ako.

 

JELL M. SORROMERO     

BUSINESS UNIT 5

SIIX LOGISTICS PHILS., INC.

125 Technology Avenue, Phase 4

Special Processing Economic Zone

Laguna Technopark, Inc., Biñan, Laguna

Tel No.       : (049) 5413146-49 loc. 22

Fax  No.     : (049) 5413155                    Cel No.: 09179147820

Direct Line : (049) 5413151                    E-mail : : jell@siix.com.ph

 

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Ang inuman noong nakaraan agosto 21, 2009

 

Hahaha,

 

Mga lasing na!!! ang kukulit!!!!

 

Grabe madaling araw na kami natapos ng inuman. Hahaha at syempre di nawawala ang sumusuka!!! Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha pero isa ako dun,,,,,,hehehe. Masaya nman ang inuman namin. Lagi naman kami ganito eh every Friday na yata to eh.

 

Watch out for more fun!!!!! hahahaha

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Antok agad ako!

Hehehe, antok na antok agad ako ngaun, cguro sobrang pagod s work. Ang hirap kaya ng ginagawa ko. Alam nyo ba kung ano un? Syempre 'ang magpanggap na may ginagawa' ang hirap kaya nun. Araw araw ganun ako, hahaha, at lis may sweldo naman. Hahaha

Gud nyt, :-)

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

FW: NOT YOUR USUAL GRAVE MARKERS

Note: This is a forwarded e-mail

 

 

JELL M. SORROMERO     

BUSINESS UNIT 5

SIIX LOGISTICS PHILS., INC.

125 Technology Avenue, Phase 4

Special Processing Economic Zone

Laguna Technopark, Inc., Biñan, Laguna

Tel No.       : (049) 5413146-49 loc. 22

Fax  No.     : (049) 5413155                    Cel No.: 09179147820

Direct Line : (049) 5413151                    E-mail : : jell@siix.com.ph

 


From: alem [mailto:g.castillo@mobicon.com.sg]
Sent: Monday, August 10, 2009 2:18 PM
To: 'Melody Masim'; 'Christy Cleofas'; 'Cherry Supsup'; 'Master Gooyit'; jell@siix.com.ph; cherriegomez@em2pi.com
Subject: NOT YOUR USUAL GRAVE MARKERS
Importance: High

 

 

 

From: IMI ESCANO, Julie Anne L. [mailto:Julie.Escano@ph.global-imi.com]
Sent: Monday, 10 August 2009 1:42 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: FW: NOT YOUR USUAL GRAVE MARKERS
Importance: High

 

 

 

 


Subject: FW: NOT YOUR USUAL GRAVE MARKERS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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